1
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Such. Three copies.
One for ourselves.

2
00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:42,082
One for the Attorney General's office.
And one for the ministry.

3
00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,749
You can go straight in, Mr Holm Hansen.
The head of department is waiting for you.

4
00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:04,082
It's appalling!
The Wandenberg documents here.

5
00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:09,749
We have held meetings, conferences
highest level, last in Hawaii in May.

6
00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:15,082
Everyone agreed that Wandenberg-
the documents are out of this world.

7
00:01:15,416 --> 00:01:22,790
We celebrated with a nice dinner,
and then they reappear with me.

8
00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:27,499
- Shocking, unimaginable.
- Then we have the scandal!

9
00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:33,207
It is irreversible, what happens,
when the minister asks questions?

10
00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:39,040
scandals,
international crises, scandals.

11
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Oh, God. And my career.
All is lost.

12
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To the joy of no one, but to the great
misfortune for the country's well-being.

13
00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:52,165
Terrible,
but the Wandenberg documents ...

14
00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:58,540
- I guess I'm not really oriented.
- You shouldn't be either.

15
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They contain information
so fatal, sensitive, -

16
00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:10,040
- that they spread worldwide
accidents and scandals.

17
00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:13,165
- Jesus.
- Exactly, but it must not happen!

18
00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:18,332
look at me
You are only an expedition secretary.

19
00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:24,124
You probably don't have that in mind
to continue to be?

20
00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:30,915
We cannot remove the registration,
ergo we must secure this suitcase.

21
00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:33,124
Remove it from the archive.

22
00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:41,124
The Wandenberg documents must
destroyed before accidents occur.

23
00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:45,624
- That will be your task.
- I personally want to ...

24
00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:52,457
No! An official in your position
must never engage personally.

25
00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:56,957
No, but among the subordinate
staff in the department -

26
00:02:57,291 --> 00:03:02,457
- there are enough loyal employees,
who will take pride in this task.

27
00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:06,249
Do you really believe?
But discreetly, unofficially.

28
00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:12,582
No one must know anything.
And therefore ... Are you listening?

29
00:03:12,916 --> 00:03:18,665
Therefore, this conversation has
never took place.

30
00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:25,374
They have heard nothing, seen nothing,
but you have full responsibility.

31
00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:05,874
(the alarm sounds)

32
00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:16,290
- It's your fault!
- The staff did their duty.

33
00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:19,665
It was a technical disaster.

34
00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:26,457
Don't talk me out of it.
They vouched for the staff.

35
00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:29,374
Move them both
to the judge's office in Thisted.

36
00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:34,499
- It was a technical error.
- I don't want to hear excuses.

37
00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:39,124
There are no technical errors,
only inept, incompetent staff.

38
00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:45,249
Why should I be surrounded today?
of laxity, lethargy and overweight?

39
00:05:45,583 --> 00:05:50,457
Just 20 years ago there were
men of the right cast.

40
00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:23,832
I had to use Olsen.

41
00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:28,290
He was supposed to be in a program
with a Caroline Hansen.

42
00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:33,040
- He doesn't look healthy.
- That's how he always looks.

43
00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:36,040
You just had to see the others.

44
00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:40,790
Egon Olsen has arrived.
He doesn't look healthy.

45
00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:48,624
We don't want sick people on the screen.
There is something called viewership.

46
00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:53,082
- What is he doing wrong?
- Not a shit. He's just old.

47
00:06:54,541 --> 00:07:00,415
He is senile and severely hearing impaired,
A new battery in the hearing aid helps.

48
00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:06,165
- What the hell was that?
- He is easy, as long as you know how.

49
00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:17,665
The talking dog disappeared
in the second week.

50
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,040
Its mother appeals:
Come home, all is forgiven.

51
00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:25,249
Meet her after the shaking
story of the two brothers.

52
00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:29,165
But now The Lame Dogs.

53
00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:54,499
Now bursting
in all those canyons

54
00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:59,124
which furrowed
and blew my mind

55
00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:03,707
the world's most skilled
flowers

56
00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:08,290
and the soft wind of summer

57
00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:13,457
and two
who love each other...

58
00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:22,707
Do we have available wagons in sector 1 5?
Come in.

59
00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,374
This is Valby Vognen, good evening.

60
00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:30,665
Langgade 39.
Dav, Andersen. Hang on.

61
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,415
Do we have an available carriage in sector 6?

62
00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:39,957
(speaks Serbo-Croatian)

63
00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,832
Okay, 45. Langgade 39.

64
00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:55,332
- Langgade 34.
- No, 39, you dog's head.

65
00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:09,749
Yes, we'll be there in 5 minutes.

66
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:14,290
(speaks Serbo-Croatian)

67
00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:20,374
At our institutions
and nursing homes sit fellow citizens, -

68
00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:26,499
- which has helped to create
this society of social security.

69
00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:31,832
And who now sit old, lonely
and abandoned, hidden and forgotten.

70
00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:39,415
Egon Olsen, how do you feel?
by being forgotten and tucked out of the way?

71
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:58,957
- Can you hear me now?
- Of course.

72
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:03,707
Is it true you haven't had
visit for more than 1 8 years?

73
00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:09,207
- It should fit.
- Do you feel let down and lonely?

74
00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,832
Yes, failed and lonely.

75
00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:15,707
It wasn't like that,
when you worked and were active?

76
00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:21,499
Back then my friends trusted me,
as I trusted them.

77
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:25,707
But they have failed you,
and you didn't expect that?

78
00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:31,082
Worse lice breathers and hangnails
you have to look for a long time.

79
00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:35,957
A pair of deadly dog heads,
fat animals, mange mites, -

80
00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:40,582
- mollusks, social democrats,
slobs, slobbers...

81
00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:46,124
- It's good that this sort of thing is locked up.
- Presentation, music.

82
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:51,957
From society's shadow side to
The Sunny Side of the Street -

83
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:56,624
- not the song, but a completely different one
with The Lame Dogs.

84
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:11,207
That button is for the radio
and then back to the customer, -

85
00:11:11,541 --> 00:11:17,499
- to the carts to find a vacant one,
and then say we'll be there in 5 minutes.

86
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,790
It's fucking easy.

87
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:28,332
Now you must get your act together.
I have seen this Egon Olsen.

88
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:34,499
Of course, when you say that,
but what ... what should I do?

89
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:42,165
First of all, you must thank
the fate that we have been heard.

90
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:49,582
Next, you must go out to the place
where they do this sort of thing -

91
00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:53,790
- and immediately secure you
Egon Olsen's person.

92
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:57,249
Of course, Mr. Head of Department.

93
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:03,374
- But does it have to be right now?
- What are you thinking about?

94
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:07,707
An official is
always in service. End!

95
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:12,124
- Where do I find a toilet?
- It's easy enough.

96
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:15,832
Through the door, down the hall,
2nd door on the left, -

97
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:20,874
- down there to the left,
and there are 2 lokums.

98
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:31,749
You shouldn't go out so late.
Your throat can't take it.

99
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:37,957
Then I play along with no hearts
Mr. Jørgensen, just be careful.

100
00:12:59,791 --> 00:13:02,790
Excuse me.

101
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:38,082
Shut up ... Egon.
Welcome.

102
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:48,124
Egon, good old Egon.
How good to see you again.

103
00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:54,582
- It took time. Can l know me?
- Of course. You look like yourself.

104
00:13:54,916 --> 00:14:00,624
- Where is Kjeld?
- He is in a wheelchair.

105
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:04,207
- Can't he go now either?
- It's something with the legs.

106
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:07,124
- Seen?
- We haven't seen much of each other.

107
00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:13,707
I have joined the transport sector.
Replacement, black, damn good.

108
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:19,665
Valby The carriage, individual, comfortable
passenger transport. Just call.

109
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:26,415
I have missed you. Also Kjeld.
Disability pension and things like that.

110
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,540
How are you?
Do you still have a plan?

111
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,582
Yes, I have a plan!
Even many.

112
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:38,957
What else do you think I have
made in the 1 8 years without a visit?

113
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:42,040
Now l comes running,
because you can't figure anything out.

114
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:46,832
It wasn't meant to be.
Now you just have to speak up.

115
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,999
We go home to Kjeld.
You know where he lives right?

116
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:57,415
Egon Olsen. I am looking for Egon Olsen.
He should be here with you.

117
00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,457
But he isn't.
Many have asked for him.

118
00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:04,374
He has passed away
in a deranged state.

119
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:09,749
- We have missed you, Egon.
- I have clearly felt that.

120
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,207
Just walk in.
I live last door on the left.

121
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:29,040
Is that you Sunnyboy?
Now you haven't caught a cold, have you?

122
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:33,749
I'll come in with your shirt.

123
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,957
Have you seen this? It's Børge.

124
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:42,832
- I wonder what has become of him?
- He suddenly had to leave the country.

125
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:48,124
I hear from him too
from London for Christmas, etc.

126
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:54,040
- Don't you want to sit?
- Sunnyboy? Shut up.

127
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,999
I can't help it.
It's Ruth.

128
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:03,915
She says...
that she is in love with me.

129
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:08,499
- In you? Did you hear that, Egon?
- That's what she says.

130
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:13,457
She likes when I sing.
And she irons my shirts.

131
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:19,415
- No women do that anymore.
- So does Ruth, my visiting friend.

132
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:23,124
- Congratulations on that, Sunnyboy.
- Then, then Benny.

133
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,665
- She also has money after the man.
- Shut up.

134
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:32,707
I don't have anyone and she wants to
want us to be equal.

135
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:37,457
But maybe now...
with Egon's plan.

136
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:41,707
- Yes, Egon, what do you say?
- What am I saying? I say...

137
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:48,957
Excuse me, do you have guests?
I don't want to disturb you.

138
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:54,582
- I guess I haven't met them before.
- It's Benny. Benny Frandsen.

139
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:59,832
Benny. I have heard so much about them.
You are the engineer.

140
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:06,415
- And that is Egon Olsen.
- Egon Olsen? I have to say that.

141
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:11,624
Finally, Director Olsen. Basement ...
Mr. Jensen has told about you -

142
00:17:11,958 --> 00:17:15,249
- and your house in Malaga.

143
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:20,499
- So, Ruth.
- Maybe later, Director Olsen.

144
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:24,207
I think a little bit myself
about moving there.

145
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:31,332
Maybe together with Mr. Jensen.
Maybe they could help in the probate court?

146
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:35,290
It always advances the case,
when a director pushes.

147
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:40,457
My husband always said that.
Well but...

148
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:44,790
Now don't stay up too late.
I'll hang your shirt here.

149
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:49,082
See you tomorrow.
Tuttle lute.

150
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,499
What the hell, director and engineer.
Shut up.

151
00:17:53,833 --> 00:18:00,415
You were only a low current engineer.
Sorry, but it was so hard.

152
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:03,915
I had to say I'm waiting
on money from the probate court.

153
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:09,999
And I've tried tipping,
lotto etc but I never win.

154
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:16,249
Sorry, Egon. We have failed you.
We could not be aware of that.

155
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:20,457
We are very sorry.

156
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:24,790
But now it will be fine again,
for now we are together.

157
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:29,249
Then we won't talk about it anymore.
Come and sit down, Egon.

158
00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:38,082
- It's like the old days.
- Yes, Egon. What is it then?

159
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:42,457
- If I can trust you now.
- Of course.

160
00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,124
- Just say it.
- And you don't fail?

161
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,415
Amager. It was a mistake last time.
You know us.

162
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:54,457
- Let's hear. Do you have a plan?
- Plenty. At the institute.

163
00:18:54,791 --> 00:19:01,790
- The chief doctor has confiscated them.
- Stupid pigs. We'll fix that.

164
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,665
- I'll get a cart.
- What is it then? Is there money?

165
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,374
- Can I be sure about you?
- Of course. Just go for it.

166
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:14,957
- The Crown Jewels.
- The crown jewels?

167
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,124
Yes, the crown jewels!

168
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:21,790
- It's impossible.
- Lifeguard and Rosenborg.

169
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:26,290
- Who is talking about Rosenborg?
- That's where the crown jewels are.

170
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:30,540
These are not the Danish crown jewels.
They are the English.

171
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:37,624
And when it's over,
We don't have any more problems.

172
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:50,790
- Egon Olsen is absolutely crazy.
- They have had contact with him before.

173
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:54,499
I had to speak to the coroner
of 1 . degree, -

174
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,749
- but Jensen has left
at death in 1 994.

175
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:01,082
He is neither
retired or deceased.

176
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:06,707
He should have been retired,
but the computer couldn't handle it.

177
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:10,874
Too many are called Jensen,
so the computer went haywire.

178
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,582
He gets paid and sits over here.

179
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:28,207
Detective Jensen!

180
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:56,499
Ministry of Justice!
Finally.

181
00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:00,790
They finally come to treat
my pension application.

182
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:06,749
Come on, here.
Just sign at the red cross!

183
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:11,999
- No, I don't know anything about that.
- They come from the Ministry, right?

184
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:17,499
Yes, but it is about a discreet one
and unofficial investigation.

185
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:21,540
- And what is it?
- We are looking for contact with a person.

186
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:27,999
The police chief believed that one in Deres
department discreetly and unofficially...

187
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:31,790
- Have you spoken to the boss?
- Yes, she was so kind...

188
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:36,040
Friendly? She is disgusting.
It's her fault.

189
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:41,874
I have been trying to get her for 4 years
signature on my application.

190
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:48,165
She is in a meeting or lets it be known,
that I am retired and died in 1994.

191
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:54,290
- Excellent, but this is important.
- What was it you wanted?

192
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:58,540
That's about it
about a punished, shunned person.

193
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:02,374
A person named Egon Olsen.

194
00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:08,832
Egon Olsen ... The Olsen Gang.
Yes, it was then.

195
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:13,624
- He was a man of honor.
- A criminal, a serial offender.

196
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:20,832
A man of honor. He employed
dealing with illegal crime.

197
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:25,249
Therefore, Mr ... expedition secretary.

198
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:31,207
- Do you know what all this is?
- It looks like case files.

199
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:36,915
Insurance fraud, overfunding,
company liquidation, mandate fraud, -

200
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:41,332
- insider trading, the entire Molewit,
the devil and his pump stick!

201
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,582
All unfinished business.

202
00:22:44,916 --> 00:22:50,082
- Do you know why they are lying here?
- No.

203
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:56,707
Because all these crimes
are fully legal. Therefore!

204
00:22:57,041 --> 00:23:00,707
- Only waiting to become obsolete.
- Yes, and so what?

205
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:06,832
Egon Olsen was a man of honour.
They just have to wait.

206
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:10,540
He appears by himself.

207
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:16,499
Mr. Egon Olsen is an expert
in Franz Jäger safes.

208
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:21,499
He can't let them be,
and there is one left in this country, -

209
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:25,415
- then you will find Egon Olsen,
you just have to keep an eye on it.

210
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:30,165
- They want to retire?
- Yes!

211
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,040
I can promote your case
discreet and unofficial.

212
00:23:47,083 --> 00:23:52,874
- Disabled driving?
- The municipality pays handsomely.

213
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:58,874
Okay. But there will be nonsense,
You hang on to it yourself.

214
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:15,374
- Do you think it will work now?
- They're damn good for old shit.

215
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,290
Then it is fixed.

216
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:27,040
Can you see?
Have seen it, Egon. It just runs.

217
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,082
- Go ahead, Sonnyboy.
- So, Benny...

218
00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:47,040
The famous clap.

219
00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:51,165
And we drive, Kjeld.

220
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:02,707
- Well, finally.
- Like that, that was it. So what?

221
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:07,540
We just need a playing card.
The rest is on site.

222
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:16,207
The new in the church ministry
is a fraud and deceiver.

223
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:20,707
His behavior at hole No. 1 3
was a scandal!

224
00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,832
Will you get this fixed?

225
00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:29,749
- Have we heard from the order chapter?
- No. The Minister of Justice has called.

226
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:35,707


Oh, no. It had to happen.
Has he heard anything about the documents?

227
00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:40,082
The minister unfortunately sounded
very well oriented.

228
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:43,832
- What did you do?
- Said you were indisposed.

229
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:49,874
- What did the minister answer?
- I would rather not repeat that.

230
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:56,249
- It is not like the last government.
- Have we heard anything from Holm Hansen?

231
00:25:56,583 --> 00:26:01,874
- It won't work. Sluggishness, loitering!
- He is sitting at home on his phone.

232
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:04,832
(the phone rings)

233
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:09,915


Holm Hansen here. oh is it you
Mr. Head of Department?

234
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,499
What do you do?
Is the situation critical?

235
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:19,999
The Minister of Justice has called.
He is extremely worried.

236
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:24,207
I can't continuously
cover up your mistakes.

237
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:29,374
Have you spoken to the director of police?
What do you do?

238
00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:33,874
That can't be the point
that I have to do everything myself!

239
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:37,540
Mr. head of department,
I have the pleasure to announce, -

240
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:42,915
- that I discreetly have contact with
a criminal assistant of 1 . degree, -

241
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:46,040
- who has assured me,
that this Egon Olsen -

242
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:51,207
- soon and undoubtedly will
resume its business.

243
00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:58,249
Brilliant. But that's why you don't have to
sit and ... do nothing.

244
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,374
- I demand action!
- Exactly.

245
00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:06,832
The detective will contact me
at the same moment, Olsen appears.

246
00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:13,665
Brilliant. I trust you.
Boldly ventured is half won.

247
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:59,749
I have been coming here for 18 years.

248
00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:03,207
- It doesn't look nice here.
- Here are my plans.

249
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,832
We'll fix that.

250
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:16,249
- Is that him?
- Yes, the chief physician. Come on.

251
00:28:25,041 --> 00:28:30,540
Damn good. Goodbye, Egon.
We are just brilliant.

252
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,790
sorry,
what room is Mogens Hansen in?

253
00:29:15,125 --> 00:29:19,332
- He is on floor 4.
- I thought it was room 7.

254
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:24,415
- They come in here.
- I have it if I have to.

255
00:29:29,333 --> 00:29:32,874
Such. Quick, come.

256
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:44,290
It's him here.

257
00:30:00,041 --> 00:30:02,040
Coming now.

258
00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:11,957
It is here,
I have been lying for all those years.

259
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:16,665
That was then.
Now we just have to move on.

260
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,415
They forced me.
I had to tell them everything.

261
00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:24,915
- Everything?
- Yes, all of it.

262
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:31,999
- Shut up. Everything?
- All of it. It was humiliating.

263
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:35,124
Terrible.

264
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:55,499
Well, we must move on. Kjeld, come on.
Talcum powder, rubber gloves, stethoscope.

265
00:30:55,833 --> 00:31:00,499
- It's not so good with Kjeld.
- What's wrong with him?

266
00:31:00,833 --> 00:31:03,665
You grabbed him.
He is sitting next to it.

267
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,082
It is the usual. Isn't there
one, then there is the other.

268
00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:13,999
I can't figure anything out.
I have to do everything myself.

269
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,624
Dog heads, hanging ass...

270
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:34,457
Wait here, it will come
the chief physician in an hour's time.

271
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:46,832
- I'll probably...
- Now stop. Nothing has happened.

272
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,665
Come now. Come on, Kjeld!
It's just me.

273
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,874
- Where am I? What do we do?
- Just open the cupboard.

274
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:59,290
Come on, Egon. Now everything is fine.
Egon!

275
00:32:02,916 --> 00:32:06,999
What's wrong with you now?
Kjeld, it's crazy about Egon.

276
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:10,624
shut up
now I have to stop soon.

277
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:15,374
He's gone black.
He's really senile, the old bastard.

278
00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:18,665
- It's probably just the hearing aid.
- And so what?

279
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,665
Then you just need a new battery.

280
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,082
Well, they are very small this year.

281
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:35,249
- So what?
- Screw up the little button.

282
00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:39,082
Damn smart.

283
00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:44,374
So let's get started.

284
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:56,374
No, they've set the alarm.
Kjeld, scissors.

285
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:11,832
Yes, it's Jensen.
So here they are.

286
00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:41,290
- How beautiful it is.
- That we should experience it again.

287
00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:49,874
- Yes, please.
- Damn good, Egon.

288
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,874
- This is it, isn't it?
- Yes, all my plans.

289
00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:02,749
- Then we don't have to anymore, right?
- No, just go home.

290
00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:12,749
I am detective assistant Jensen
of 1 . degree. I assure you...

291
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:16,332
- Will you stop then?
- Of course, detective.

292
00:34:30,041 --> 00:34:36,499
Well, look, there we have Mr. Olsen.
Welcome back.

293
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:40,290
Stop stands in the name of the queen.

294
00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:45,290
Egon Olsen, it's me
a pleasure to meet you.

295
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:53,582
With authority from the Most High
authority, I hereby declare, -

296
00:34:53,916 --> 00:34:59,540
- that everyone is submitted
the strictest confidentiality -

297
00:34:59,875 --> 00:35:02,665
- according to the law on the nation's
safety and welfare.

298
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,832
The penalty for infringement
is up to 8 years imprisonment in wartime -

299
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:12,499
- and under aggravated circumstances
lifetime, possibly death penalty.

300
00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:19,082
Mr. Olsen, you're coming with me.
The others have seen nothing, heard nothing.

301
00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:24,957
Disappear! idiots...

302
00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:33,040
Yes, please, Mr. Olsen.

303
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:53,457
It's so damn convenient.

304
00:35:53,791 --> 00:35:57,540
Now we all have Egon's plans.
We'll just take one of them.

305
00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:03,749
- Yes, but...
- Yes, yes, come now. Motor bully.

306
00:36:24,083 --> 00:36:31,332
- Will you then be retired?
- I didn't actually retire.

307
00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:35,707
And the question is,
if I ever will be.

308
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:42,499
Powers are currently at play,
which surpasses all understanding, -

309
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,915
- which determines our fate.

310
00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:51,040
Do you want to know what?
I have received a signal from lnterpol.

311
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:56,249
The Wandenberg documents
has appeared in Denmark.

312
00:36:56,583 --> 00:37:03,207
It had to happen
sooner or later.

313
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,582
But you may not know that,
what is They are so young.

314
00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:14,790
It's the ultimate reveal
of all the scandals:

315
00:37:15,125 --> 00:37:18,624
international corruption,
drug connections, -

316
00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:22,999
- currency oil crises, arms and
sex scandals. The whole quilt!

317
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:30,207
- 50 years of fraud, deceit, lies.
- You best.

318
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:36,290
When the truth comes out, people will
don't put up with it anymore, and then…

319
00:37:36,625 --> 00:37:41,999
Then it all falls apart.
The whole world order, everything!

320
00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:46,415
And then it doesn't matter
with my pension and yours with.

321
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:53,707
- What do we do about it?
- Making the most of it now.

322
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:58,165
We have seen nothing, heard nothing.
Don't know anything.

323
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:02,999
But you also have yours.
Have you found any backers?

324
00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:05,832
I'm working on the case.

325
00:38:15,041 --> 00:38:21,207
Sorry about the circumstances, but
we must take certain measures.

326
00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:23,749
Be gracious to step nearer.

327
00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:30,457
- Go ahead.
- With pleasure.

328
00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,249
Sit down.

329
00:38:47,833 --> 00:38:51,374
Laboremus pro patria.

330
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:58,999
Jacta est alia.

331
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:04,874
Well done, Holm Hansen.
Is everything as it should be?

332
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:08,124
- Everything is under control.
- Excellent.

333
00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:11,832
Mr. Egon Olsen, it's me
an extraordinary joy -

334
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:16,915
- to get an opportunity to
to greet you personally.

335
00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,374
in the same way.

336
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:36,415
They are briefed on our problem
regarding a red suitcase?

337
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,957
The young man briefed me.

338
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:43,999
- And you agree?
- It will be my pleasure.

339
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:49,499
- Are there difficulties associated ..?
- Not at all. I have a plan.

340
00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:54,874
- It can't fail.
- You are a man after my own heart.

341
00:39:55,208 --> 00:39:58,332
- They will be richly rewarded.
- Naturally.

342
00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:01,249
Could you give me
a hint of your plan?

343
00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:04,540
Manipulation.

344
00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:07,540
Brilliant.
Just like with my politicians.

345
00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:13,207
It requires few props. A 1 1/2
ton van with anti-theft alarm, -

346
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,124
- a sack wagon
and two cans of spray paint.

347
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,707
- Holm Hansen, have you heard that?
- I have understood.

348
00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:25,374
- And then two assistants.
- Is it necessary now?

349
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:28,707
I never work alone.

350
00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:32,040
It is important,
that it is discreet, unofficial.

351
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:37,999
I assume that is the case
about the Wandenberg documents.

352
00:40:38,333 --> 00:40:41,957
I shared a living room with
a former head of department, -

353
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:46,957
- who knew good news,
but you can be quite calm.

354
00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:51,540
We are mentally ill
and therefore quite unaccountable.

355
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:55,957
Shut up. The Crown Jewels.
Egon is not really smart.

356
00:40:56,291 --> 00:41:00,707
- There is probably nothing at all.
- Of course there is.

357
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:04,915
Now look here. A nice thin one.

358
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:10,957
- Damn good! Yes, of course.
- What is it, Benny?

359
00:41:11,291 --> 00:41:18,499
- It's one from 1984.
- What is it? Is there money?

360
00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:22,540
Megabuild, the contractors, you know.
They work for Danida in the developing countries.

361
00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:28,790
Uses cash for bribes.
Cool cash.

362
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:33,415
- It requires a ladder and a mattress.
- Mattress?

363
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:37,915
- Yes, to take the sound out of the bang.
- Bang? Shall we blow up?

364
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:42,290
The safe. A little nitroglycerin.
I have something in Harry's basement.

365
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:47,415
- It's too dangerous.
- It will just be a small bang.

366
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:53,874
I remember clearly ... Then I will
better tell Ruth all about it.

367
00:41:54,208 --> 00:42:00,582
Sonnyboy, now you just have to watch.
Now I have just the right place.

368
00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:04,624
Good, Mr. Frandsen.
Now you have to help with the estate.

369
00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:11,249
Listen here: "Senior life in beautiful
surroundings and tax breaks."

370
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:17,874
So what do you say? confectionery room,
golf course, large swimming pool -

371
00:42:18,208 --> 00:42:20,999
- and music room with grand piano.

372
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:28,040
- It's just for you, Kjeld.
- The apartments are sought after.

373
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:33,082
They have promised to hold one until the 18th.
We're not getting any younger.

374
00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:37,249
Well, but I'm in a hurry. Tuttle lute.

375
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:42,790
Tuttle lute.
I dare.

376
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:46,332
- And the paint. And the car.
- It goes.

377
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:51,415
- The officers are nothing special.
- No, I can see that.

378
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:56,415
- We don't have them better.
- I'm used to that.

379
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:26,290
(alarms go off)

380
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:44,249
You best.

381
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,082
They absolutely must not ... I forbid
Them to read anything.

382
00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:59,749
You have to push.

383
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,290
Come on, push!

384
00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:09,749
Come on, come on, come on!

385
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,249
Come on!

386
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:56,124
Quickly.

387
00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:23,124
Yes, then we just have to go home.
This is how to do it.

388
00:45:38,291 --> 00:45:41,290
So, back to work.

389
00:45:56,541 --> 00:46:02,790
Make sure the two cops
transferred to Thisted, -

390
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:10,332
- and that this vehicle will be
destroyed, chopped up, burned!

391
00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:15,832
Of course, Mr. Head of Department.
Now we have the suitcase and Olsen.

392
00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:20,582
Holm Hansen, look at me!
What do you see?

393
00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:25,082
The head of department
appears to be angry.

394
00:46:25,416 --> 00:46:30,749
- I'm not angry, but disappointed.
- The suitcase is ready for the road.

395
00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:35,624
Yes, of course,
but the method is abusive.

396
00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:40,207
It is your responsibility.
I have to assign you a nose.

397
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:46,290
If I am forced to further
sanctions, the future will show.

398
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:50,665
- I regret and apologize.
- Naturally.

399
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,457
- As for this Olsen...
- We have given him certain promises.

400
00:46:56,791 --> 00:47:00,665
irrelevant.
There is nothing in writing.

401
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,832
But what's worse.
Egon Olsen is a dangerous person.

402
00:47:05,166 --> 00:47:07,624
He knows too much.

403
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:20,499


Oh, thanks.

404
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:30,749
There comes a time when one
civil servant must consider his future.

405
00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:37,874
Will he remain among subordinates
or admitted among the elite.

406
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:43,249
As a leader, he must
have strength for cruelty.

407
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,665
Such is the real world.

408
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,457
As for this Olsen
do you have a problem.

409
00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:53,332
Do you think that Olsen should ...

410
00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:59,999
It promotes the natural departure.

411
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:05,040
You can't make either
an omelette without breaking an egg.

412
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:08,457
Will you take care of the necessary things?

413
00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:23,457
Scandinavian Home Service.
Can I help you?

414
00:48:23,791 --> 00:48:28,249
Of course, expedition secretary.
Always at your service.

415
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:34,749
It's just us.
Discreet and unofficial. Naturally.

416
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:37,624
Dare you ask who it is?

417
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:43,249
Egon Olsen? Is he on the field again?

418
00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:49,707
Get lost completely?
Must be a great pleasure for me.

419
00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:54,999
in the morning. Thanks for
the company and continue to have a good day.

420
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:58,540
I hope you have time to wait.

421
00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:02,749
Of course.
The total taken into account.

422
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:22,165
- Mr. Olsen to the waiting room.
- It's this way.

423
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:28,040
- Yes, then you just have to wait here.
- Excellent.

424
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:47,207
Shut up, it must be a mistake!

425
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:24,290
- Mr. Olsen, are you down there?
- Yes, I'm here.

426
00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:29,290
Good, we've been looking for you.
Our colleague said, You were here.

427
00:50:29,625 --> 00:50:34,957
- Good. Listen, you have to help me.
- We would like to thank you.

428
00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:40,207
Well. They must call for me.
Can you hear me?

429
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:45,457
It has been a great experience
to work for you.

430
00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:50,915
After 16 years, it is the first time
I feel I have been useful.

431
00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:54,957
They must call for me.
I have the number here.

432
00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:03,915
It wasn't that kind of elevator,
Egon described.

433
00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:08,874
It was from before the time of Ruder King.
They have modernized.

434
00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:16,999
Then it should be right here.

435
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:21,374
Just.
European Mattress Company Aps.

436
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:29,624
No, have you seen, Kjeld.
They must have set the alarm.

437
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:33,749
You can, of course, either
don't trust anyone anymore.

438
00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:37,582
- Then we just drive home again, right?
- No, father will arrange it here.

439
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:43,665
I just need a screwdriver
and a pair of pliers. And your glasses.

440
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,707
- I can't see anything.
- It only lasts a moment.

441
00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:06,082
4th floor.

442
00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:38,415
3rd floor.

443
00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:46,499
- Kjeld, where have you been?
- I don't know.

444
00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:51,249
- I couldn't see anything.
- Hole in it. We're going up to 4.

445
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:55,165
Come on, Kjeld.

446
00:52:57,416 --> 00:53:01,457
Like that, here we are.

447
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:08,707
Damn good, have you seen?
Perfect as in Egon's plan.

448
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:24,040
- Now watch out!
- Don't worry, it's easy.

449
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:50,915
Careful. This is where it went wrong,
when Harry was wearing shit.

450
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:56,249
Then it's just the detonator.
And the wires. Such.

451
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:59,249
It's not dangerous at all.

452
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,332
So.

453
00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:28,374
- Is it over?
- Yes, cool cash for the boys.

454
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,582
What the hell? We did perfect,
as Egon wrote.

455
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:51,707
- There is emptiness everywhere.
- There has been a company carpenter.

456
00:55:04,541 --> 00:55:09,582
We can't do that to Egon's plan
is some stale old shit.

457
00:55:09,916 --> 00:55:14,790
- I have to tell Ruth everything.
- Yes, that is probably also the best.

458
00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:20,082
Well, see you.
I have my work.

459
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:24,665
May I not join?
I'll probably wait a bit with Ruth.

460
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,290
- Yeah.
- Benny... Benny!

461
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:38,790
Finally. The director has asked for
you and I have a message for you.

462
00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:46,999
Kjeld, the old one is
in trouble again.

463
00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:11,040
- Is that you, Egon?
- Ask if he has money.

464
00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:16,749
- You've been waiting for that for a long time!
- Have they put you in a trap?

465
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:21,249
Now not all that talk. It's urgent.
I can just take the elevator down.

466
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:27,874
- The door. Come on.
- Yes, I'm coming now.

467
00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:50,790
- Shut up. He's shitty.
- What do we do?

468
00:57:07,083 --> 00:57:11,457
I got it, come on.
Come on now.

469
00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:29,832
- If it's far, I don't mind.
- This is your big chance, Alf.

470
00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:56,499
Where does l end up,
dog heads, hanging ass?

471
00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:07,707
It was a long time coming.

472
00:58:12,083 --> 00:58:18,207
- Shut up, man. They are full.
- Now I'll show you how

473
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:26,499
Now look for. Now I will show you.

474
00:58:36,833 --> 00:58:40,582
Damn smart, Egon.

475
00:58:50,833 --> 00:58:54,165
Kjeld, come on.
The old one has gone black again.

476
00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:09,707
Egon Olsen's natural departure.
Excellent.

477
00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:14,707
Holm Hansen, if we didn't have to
be unofficial and discreet, -

478
00:59:15,041 --> 00:59:18,290
- would you get recognition
from the highest point.

479
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,707
But you must not be forgotten.
A good arrangement.

480
00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:25,457
Good morning, Mr. Head of Department.

481
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:31,457
Look at me, Miss Jokumsen.
What do you see?

482
00:59:31,791 --> 00:59:37,040
If I may be so free,
the head of department looks happy.

483
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:43,207
Just. At this moment, the nation has
and the world community -

484
00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:47,332
- overcame a serious crisis.

485
00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:56,165
So what do you say?

486
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:02,374
I have been cheated
deceived and humiliated.

487
01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:06,957
- Now we are together. Everything is fine.
- No, it's not at all.

488
01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:11,290
We must face the truth.
We are too old. We must be silent and bear it.

489
01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:15,624
Should we get along in everything,
because we are a bit older?

490
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:19,957
Shall we let them trample
on our honor and welfare? No.

491
01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:27,582
- We have tried. It didn't work.
- It went as I had planned.

492
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:32,082
But they cheated me,
and I don't want to deal with that.

493
01:00:32,416 --> 01:00:38,290
But I have a plan. It is simple,
brilliant, beautiful and easy to go to.

494
01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:46,332
- Well, nothing with the crown jewels?
- Not until we can finance it.

495
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:56,790
If it has to be blown up, I don't dare.

496
01:00:57,125 --> 01:01:01,207
We're not going to blow up, but just
use a few props:

497
01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:06,415
A boatman's chair, two mops,
sulfo, a gate key and a boat hook.

498
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:11,124
Damn good.
We'll get that right over here.

499
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:23,249
- Now I have to get you together.
- Wait, we have to bring Kjeld with us.

500
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:33,457
- We don't have time for all that nonsense.
- We'll sort it out later, Kjeld.

501
01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:37,790
It all seems to be there.
It's over there.

502
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:41,874
of the State Administration
Destruction facility.

503
01:01:46,166 --> 01:01:49,999
The building was built in 1996
with support from the EU -

504
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:53,040
- and signed by
a famous architect from Aarhus.

505
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:17,124
Has modern security system from
Franz Jäger's Swiss branch, -

506
01:02:17,458 --> 01:02:19,790
- and is complete
fire, explosion and tamper-proof.

507
01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,665
How do you know all that?

508
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:28,790
I have shared a living room
with several consulting engineers.

509
01:02:29,125 --> 01:02:31,165
Damn good, Egon.

510
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:05,082
Our new facility has been approved
by international experts -

511
01:03:05,416 --> 01:03:09,665
- and meets every safety requirement.

512
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:16,749
We stand at the heart of the institution:
The destruction unit.

513
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:20,207
Do you want to open up?

514
01:03:20,541 --> 01:03:24,040
Yes, Mr. Director.
Reports everything well, nothing to note.

515
01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:44,165
He is from Thisted,
but the security check for the 3rd level.

516
01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:51,749
If those gentlemen will step closer.

517
01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:57,790
The destruction unit.

518
01:03:59,666 --> 01:04:04,165
This is the world's most modern
destruction installation.

519
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:09,832
Our service is certified blue
of foreign organizations -

520
01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:14,374
- and used on a larger scale
of clients from both near and far.

521
01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:19,749
Very convincing. Very!

522
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:27,207
Mr. head of department,
Mr. Expedition Secretary, take care!

523
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:34,832
Now it's happening.

524
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:43,457
Such! Automatic,
electronically controlled, antiseptic, -

525
01:04:43,791 --> 01:04:48,457
- without human intervention
and therefore infallible.

526
01:04:48,791 --> 01:04:51,457
l within a few hours
it's time for your suitcase.

527
01:04:51,791 --> 01:04:56,082
Also your problems
will be out of the world.

528
01:04:56,416 --> 01:05:01,874
- You don't want a receipt, do you?
- No, for God's sake nothing in writing.

529
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:04,040
Naturally.

530
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:08,582
I have an additional one
security measure, -

531
01:05:08,916 --> 01:05:14,499
- of which I am very proud:
A room alarm.

532
01:05:14,833 --> 01:05:18,540
Can you see the sensors on the wall?

533
01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:23,999
The least unauthorized
movement in space -

534
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:27,707
- triggers an alarm,
who will summon the staff.

535
01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:31,707
My parents have one like that
at home in the entrance hall.

536
01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:36,999
Shall I demonstrate?
system sensitivity?

537
01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:45,499
A swan down.

538
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:55,874
(alarm)

539
01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:03,999
Will you?

540
01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:13,040
The atomization center.

541
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:21,415
This is the residual product.

542
01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:35,124
That's what's left
of four hours of production.

543
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:38,999
- Keep me safe.
- Yes, not true.

544
01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:45,915
The item is picked up and delivered
to the USA to NASA, -

545
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:51,457
- which sends it into space
at first rocket launch.

546
01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:56,874
here's an example
on good international cooperation.

547
01:07:04,875 --> 01:07:11,540
- Egon, it's impossible.
- No more mindless objections.

548
01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:15,040
Nothing but rubbish.

549
01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:18,165
- That sounds awful.
- Not at all.

550
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:21,957
- Okay, what are we going to do?
- Just do as I say!

551
01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:25,707
Just say it, Egon.

552
01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:31,249
It should all be there.

553
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:35,999
What should we see?
You just have to speak up.

554
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:40,249
Shut up so I can think in peace!

555
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:45,249
How is it now?

556
01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:49,499
- Have you forgotten, Egon?
- I just don't remember it.

557
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:54,832
- It's impossible with all that talk.
- You can't remember a damn thing.

558
01:07:55,166 --> 01:08:01,457
We have provided everything, so he can't
remember what it will be used for.

559
01:08:01,791 --> 01:08:07,040
A boatman's chair, sulfo, a cup,
a boat hook, two sweepers, a key.

560
01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:11,582
- Yes, it should all be there.
- There's a fart in the cap.

561
01:08:11,916 --> 01:08:17,165
- Kjeld, we're driving home. Senile shit.
- May I be free, you big mollusk.

562
01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:21,207
- Me?
- Yes, you. We are busy.

563
01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:24,249
We have a coup, we have 4 1/2 minutes.

564
01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:46,290
Benny.

565
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:59,207
- Shut up, man. Shit nice.
- We're busy. Benny, the scumbags.

566
01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:18,374
Damn smart.

567
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:32,832
Kjeld, quickly.
Soap, cup, key.

568
01:11:47,833 --> 01:11:51,415
(alarm)

569
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:12,415
There was nothing.
It was a technical disaster.

570
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,624
(the phone)

571
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:21,499
The security area. Mr. director,
Only a minor technical calamity.

572
01:12:28,708 --> 01:12:31,582
(alarm)

573
01:12:51,041 --> 01:12:56,665
Surely just
a new technical calamity.

574
01:12:58,708 --> 01:14:19,165
(alarm)

575
01:14:34,166 --> 01:14:39,374
- What on earth are you doing?
- Technical disaster, Mr. Director.

576
01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:43,040
- Will you stop it?
- Very interesting.

577
01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:48,832
Sorry.
It's just a technical calamity.

578
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:54,749
- Well, like that.
- Stop the mess!

579
01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:58,790
- I can't.
- Switch off the system. Idiot.

580
01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:05,165
- He's an idiot.
- Yes. Very interesting.

581
01:15:05,500 --> 01:15:09,290
Yes ... Gentlemen.

582
01:15:38,666 --> 01:15:42,874
Held there.
And looked calmly forward.

583
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,999
Kjeld, we'll stay here.

584
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:15,290
- Kjeld, come on. Up.
- But I can't.

585
01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:23,915
Kjeld, what the hell are you doing?

586
01:16:25,666 --> 01:16:32,707
Here we have the destruction unit.
I am very proud of...

587
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,707
Very dangerous.

588
01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:49,582
Now you must get together.
We don't have time.

589
01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:55,957
- Kjeld, come on.
- We are 4 minutes behind schedule.

590
01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:10,790
(alarm)

591
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:18,999
Will you continue?
They're fired!

592
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:23,165
I fired him.
You have to take care of everything yourself.

593
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:28,790
Very interesting.

594
01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:38,499
Come on, Kjeld.
Give it a bucket of coal.

595
01:17:41,875 --> 01:17:45,124
Come now, Egon. Yep.

596
01:17:47,541 --> 01:17:51,374
- Sorry.
- Amazing that l can never learn it.

597
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:58,207
- You are still the best, Egon.
- You should have seen those soap bubbles.

598
01:17:58,541 --> 01:18:02,249
We're not done.
We should have been down by now.

599
01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:16,457
Too late.
It's your fault.

600
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:19,082
Why are you doing this to me?

601
01:18:19,833 --> 01:18:22,665
Nothing bad has happened.

602
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,165
Stadig de samme
dog's heads, hanging ass.

603
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,124
I had hoped.
By God, I had hoped.

604
01:18:32,458 --> 01:18:38,124
- But it's every single time.
- What the heck..?

605
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:43,499
You best.

606
01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:52,749
- Well, old man.
- I want some chamomile tea.

607
01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:56,040
How the hell
er du kommet herind?

608
01:18:56,375 --> 01:19:01,790
- Where's my chamomile tea?
- You must not be here at all.

609
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:06,457
I must have some chamomile tea.
Dr. Frandsen ...

610
01:19:06,791 --> 01:19:10,207
Then I'll have to
get hold of dr. Frandsen.

611
01:19:10,541 --> 01:19:12,874
Shut up, man.

612
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:20,332
Then you'll see, old man.
You can sit here.

613
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:25,957
It doesn't matter,
that you leak a drop or two.

614
01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:31,665


Oh my legs...
I would like the chamomile tea.

615
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:45,707
- What do we do?
- I'm tired of the old shit.

616
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:52,874
You must damn well be able to
remember where you come from!

617
01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:55,540
- Are you angry?
- No, not a trace.

618
01:19:55,875 --> 01:20:02,832
Hey, I found him.

619
01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:06,165
He's in here.

620
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:11,165
Good, you came.
All of a sudden he was standing there.

621
01:20:11,500 --> 01:20:18,665
How do they do it, the old scumbags.
They come in everywhere, everywhere.

622
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:23,707
But apart from that he can't remember anything,
is he healthy enough

623
01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:33,374
- They do it on purpose.
- I know someone like that myself.

624
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:37,707
He's totally cool
and can never remember anything.

625
01:20:38,041 --> 01:20:44,624
He is always complaining and running around
and creates a nuisance for traffic.

626
01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:47,790
- It's fucking difficult.
- That too.

627
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:51,874
By the way, it has arrived
a new model in night diapers for men.

628
01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:55,207
You can then get a few.

629
01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:04,999
- You could have spared me that.
- He was really good at it.

630
01:21:05,333 --> 01:21:07,790
- Is it money?
- Egon's diapers.

631
01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:12,624
- That was a joke... Old man.
- Then it's good.

632
01:21:12,958 --> 01:21:17,540
Okay, then we just have to get the money.

633
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:22,665
May I congratulate
the head of department?

634
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:27,624
Young man, this is a moment
of extraordinary beauty.

635
01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:31,082
On a day like this, -

636
01:21:31,416 --> 01:21:36,957
- do you believe in a higher,
righteous rulership of our destiny.

637
01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:42,457
Then that's great
to be head of department.

638
01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,832
A small glass for today's occasion?

639
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:50,082
- Thank you.
- It is from 1 769.

640
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:55,874
My great, great, great great grandfather
was chancellor of the old king.

641
01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:59,999
- Christian VIl.
- Those were times.

642
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:03,040
(the phone)

643
01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:07,457
That's probably ... the order chapter.

644
01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:13,665
Head of department
Hallandsen's office.

645
01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:16,874
- It's a gentleman.
- Who?

646
01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:20,249
He said,
that it was discreet and unofficial.

647
01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:27,957


Oh, that's enough...
the order chapter. Let me have him.

648
01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:31,749
Head of department
Hallandsen personally.

649
01:22:32,083 --> 01:22:36,999
Are you sitting down, Mr. Head of Department
Hallandsen? Good, then get up.

650
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:47,832
Are you standing now? I have
a little surprise for you.

651
01:22:52,041 --> 01:22:57,832
Indeed you had
not expected, right? Did they hit you?

652
01:22:59,333 --> 01:23:04,040
Hello, hello, where are you going?

653
01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:08,415
They weren't hurt, were they?
I have an important message.

654
01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:12,915
Holm Hansen here. Who?

655
01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:16,499
Yes, it was a surprise, wasn't it?

656
01:23:16,833 --> 01:23:22,415
I own a red one
leather suitcase, branded Wandenberg.

657
01:23:22,750 --> 01:23:25,499
You had enough of that
nor counted on.

658
01:23:25,833 --> 01:23:30,415
I guess they're still interested
in the suitcase?

659
01:23:30,750 --> 01:23:33,624
Discreet and unofficial, of course.

660
01:23:33,958 --> 01:23:37,290
I will dictate my terms.

661
01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:50,499
- So that was it?
- How much, Egon?

662
01:23:50,833 --> 01:23:54,540
- 10 million, 4 for me, 3 for each of you.
- Dollars?

663
01:23:54,875 --> 01:24:00,790
Crowns. Taxpayers must pay
so I would be fair.

664
01:24:03,583 --> 01:24:08,082
Here, Mr. Jensen. At the red cross.

665
01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:13,374
And you will be the happy owner. Thanks.

666
01:24:13,708 --> 01:24:18,665
And director Olsen to be honest.
At the red cross, please.

667
01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:27,790
Thanks. And engineer Frandsen
at the red cross, please.

668
01:24:28,125 --> 01:24:30,457
Damn good.

669
01:24:30,791 --> 01:24:34,540
And then I get the money
tomorrow morning?

670
01:24:40,375 --> 01:24:45,290
Now you must come to yourselves.

671
01:24:45,625 --> 01:24:48,665
- Everyone wants to talk to you.
- I don't want to talk to anyone.

672
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:53,707
Say I'm unavailable.
That is the plain, stark truth.

673
01:24:54,041 --> 01:24:58,749
It is the Minister of Justice,
the security committee, Customs and Excise, -

674
01:24:59,083 --> 01:25:05,624
- the Minister of Justice once more,
the police chief -

675
01:25:05,958 --> 01:25:08,915
- and several foreign gentlemen
from Brussels and Geneva -

676
01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:14,915
- and the Minister of Justice for the third time.
He was very unpleasant.

677
01:25:15,250 --> 01:25:17,665
It is Holm Hansen's fault.

678
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:22,540
The disloyal, inept,
incompetent traitors, -

679
01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:27,207
- lying socialist
opportunistic undermeasure.

680
01:25:27,541 --> 01:25:32,790
- This bastard!
- You are welcome, Mr. Head of Department.

681
01:25:33,125 --> 01:25:38,249
Yes, Minister of Justice.
That's right.

682
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:43,165
It's a scandal. i think
he is insane, insane.

683
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:49,415
But he is my boss.
How, does the Minister of Justice think?

684
01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:56,624
isn't it? Where?
Of course, Mr. Minister of Justice.

685
01:25:56,958 --> 01:25:59,749
I will not fail.
Fatherland first.

686
01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:04,582
Everything is arranged satisfactorily.
Both this Olsen and the documents.

687
01:26:04,916 --> 01:26:11,290
Outsourced of course, and this one
time I personally guarantee.

688
01:26:13,416 --> 01:26:16,749
The head of department
don't want to talk to anyone.

689
01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:21,707
I will ask you to make sure
to change the locks.

690
01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:27,540
- The locks? Does this mean that...
- Yes, Miss Jokumsen.

691
01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:31,082
The Minister of Justice
just appointed me.

692
01:26:31,416 --> 01:26:35,499
Look at me, Miss Jokumsen.

693
01:26:35,833 --> 01:26:40,582


- Oh, Mr. Head of Department.
- Exactly.

694
01:26:40,916 --> 01:26:45,165
Mark my words.
New winds will blow in the department.

695
01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:48,540
No more weakness and incompetence.

696
01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:53,582
That is why this Hallandsen has been appointed
to legal assessor in Thisted.

697
01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:59,540
Arrange relocation and transport.
Now it applies to the interests of the nation.

698
01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:28,207
Senior housing with tax benefits. It is
before I could even imagine it.

699
01:27:28,541 --> 01:27:32,624
- What do you mean, Egon?
- I have quite a few plans to realize.

700
01:27:32,958 --> 01:27:36,457
The crown jewels and all that?

701
01:27:44,666 --> 01:27:47,332
(push)

702
01:28:00,333 --> 01:28:04,124
- Are you going, Mrs. Hansen?
- Where is Kjeld?

703
01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:09,124
Mr. Jensen won't be coming today.
I came to say hello.

704
01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:15,915
- What should it say?
- Mr. Jensen can't take it anymore.

705
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:20,124
- That's why I'm coming.
- It's really nothing for you.

706
01:28:20,458 --> 01:28:27,290
Yes, that's exactly it. They are not
the first scammer i have met.

707
01:28:27,625 --> 01:28:30,749
- May I be free?
- No, you must not.

708
01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:33,999
They are a fraud.

709
01:28:34,333 --> 01:28:39,665
They are not Director Olsen,
but the notorious habitual offender...

710
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:44,374
- No, that's too much.
- I would probably say that too.

711
01:28:44,708 --> 01:28:49,249
They have promised Mr. Jensen 3 million.
I'll make sure he gets them.

712
01:28:49,583 --> 01:28:56,040
We must not be deceived...
Look, I thought we were busy.

713
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,749
It's here.

714
01:29:07,083 --> 01:29:10,499
Mrs. Hansen,
I wonder if you should get off?

715
01:29:10,833 --> 01:29:16,624
- I can't work with women.
- You will have to.

716
01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:19,499
Psst, now something happens.

717
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:30,874
- Are you ready, young man? look at me
- Don't worry, dad will fix it here.

718
01:29:31,208 --> 01:29:35,957
Egon, you have grown older.
Sometimes things have gone wrong.

719
01:29:36,291 --> 01:29:38,957
Can I have that suitcase?

720
01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:44,540
Ridiculous vanity.
This applies to Mr. Jensen's 3 million.

721
01:29:44,875 --> 01:29:49,957
- Do you think I'm an idiot?
- What do you think?

722
01:29:52,625 --> 01:29:54,957
Huh, where's it going.

723
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:09,457
Wait here.

724
01:30:18,875 --> 01:30:23,207
A company lumberjack?
I must say that. Congratulations.

725
01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:29,040
Yes, this time it is good enough.
It is the infamous Børge Jensen.

726
01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:35,457
- Maybe they would like to join?
- That is very kind of you.

727
01:30:35,791 --> 01:30:40,957
I want to experience that
while time is.

728
01:31:02,416 --> 01:31:05,249
Damn, just come with him.

729
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:29,499
Then it's that way
for old typographers.

730
01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:34,665
- It's edderkeme humor.
- Young man. Now you are going too far.

731
01:31:50,875 --> 01:31:53,999
We need a lot more.

732
01:31:55,416 --> 01:32:01,040
Now I have to bathe in father's cement boiler.
Isn't it gorgeous?

733
01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:05,207
It's the spider banks
meaningful work.

734
01:32:05,541 --> 01:32:09,290
And competence...
Shut up, man.

735
01:32:09,625 --> 01:32:14,624
So what do you say?
Three old assholes.

736
01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:17,540
How are you behaving?
What language do you use?

737
01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:21,249
My glasses.
I stole them myself.

738
01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:26,874
What does bothering old look like
people and kill them?

739
01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:30,249
Shame on you. A grown young man...

740
01:32:30,583 --> 01:32:33,999
if you were my son
I would be ashamed.

741
01:32:34,333 --> 01:32:38,915
There is never anyone like that,
who have spoken to me before.

742
01:32:39,250 --> 01:32:43,915
- They all hate me.
- You can only behave properly.

743
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:48,957
- Do you like me then?
- Yes, yes.

744
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:52,332
How happy I am.

745
01:32:52,666 --> 01:32:54,582
Thanks. It was high time.

746
01:32:54,916 --> 01:33:02,665
- Mr. Olsen, you have ruined it all.
- You could just fit your shirts.

747
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:08,499
- We have to go. What do we do, Egon?
- I demand an apology.

748
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:13,665
- Our Lord is preserved.
- Should he have one with the club?

749
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,790
Mr. Olsen is old, mentally ill
and cannot do for it.

750
01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:23,290
- Now you have to watch out...
- Let it go! What do we do?

751
01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:29,499
Of course. Damn good.
I have it.

752
01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:47,582
They are not really smart. crown jewels,
The Wandenberg Papers...

753
01:33:47,916 --> 01:33:53,624
- You don't get it.
- No wonder, Mr. Jensen is nervous.

754
01:33:53,958 --> 01:34:01,082
- Kjeld has always been a jerk.
- Mr. Jensen is a nice person.

755
01:34:01,416 --> 01:34:07,207
- Sensitive and musical...
- Now stop. It's getting there.

756
01:34:07,541 --> 01:34:09,915
With permission.

757
01:34:18,708 --> 01:34:20,957
Watch out!

758
01:34:37,166 --> 01:34:41,582
- Do we need the heavy shit?
- It is worth millions.

759
01:34:45,958 --> 01:34:50,999
- Egon, what do you mean?
- When you couldn't think of anything else.

760
01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:56,332
Hello, how far are we going?

761
01:34:58,333 --> 01:35:02,332
Brilliant.
Yes, that was it.

762
01:35:02,666 --> 01:35:06,624
The suitcase and Egon Olsen
out of the world. Excellent.

763
01:35:06,958 --> 01:35:13,665
- What about Alf? Is he coming up?
- The young man. I don't think so.

764
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:18,332
Apparently he wasn't very impressed.
That will please the finance minister.

765
01:35:31,291 --> 01:35:35,665
- The handle is on the outside.
- So can't we get out?

766
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:39,374
If only, Egon...
Egon, damn it. Can't you?

767
01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:44,082
- Of course.
- Great, what do we need?

768
01:35:45,166 --> 01:35:49,665
An apology for now
from that lady.

769
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:53,999
- Mrs. Hansen, damn it. Come now.
- I don't want to die here.

770
01:35:54,333 --> 01:36:01,040
- Neither should you, my boy.
- Of course, Mr. Olsen. Excuse me.

771
01:36:05,958 --> 01:36:08,290
Excuse me.

772
01:37:11,333 --> 01:37:15,124
Goodbye, Mrs. Hansen. Brilliant, right?

773
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:20,499
Mr. Olsen.
I'll probably iron your shirts.

774
01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:28,832
They must be around here.

775
01:37:31,958 --> 01:37:35,749
Børge D. Jensen,
it is 1 5.43 a.m. and you have been arrested -

776
01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:38,582
- charged with aggravated assault,
economic crime.

777
01:37:38,916 --> 01:37:43,082
Everything you say
will be used against you...

778
01:37:46,625 --> 01:37:50,249
- Alf?
- Egon Olsen and the suitcase?

779
01:37:50,583 --> 01:37:53,707
Benny!

780
01:37:54,625 --> 01:37:58,374
- Shut up!
- Hey, Benny.

781
01:37:58,708 --> 01:38:01,624
I want my 10 million.
I don't find myself in it.

782
01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:07,165
- Honestly, ten million.
- It was an agreement.

783
01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:10,957
I consider it
as a statement of intent.

784
01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:15,290
The misunderstanding is probably due to
that you have been gone so long.

785
01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:23,207
What is going on? I wanted to arrest
the company lumberjack I told you about.

786
01:38:23,541 --> 01:38:26,999
- Is that Jensen?
- Yes, Børge D. Jensen.

787
01:38:27,333 --> 01:38:29,749
Have you gone completely insane?

788
01:38:30,083 --> 01:38:33,832
It's the company lumberjack
from London, Børge D. Jensen.

789
01:38:34,166 --> 01:38:39,624
When it comes to a financial
crime of that magnitude, -

790
01:38:39,958 --> 01:38:43,957
- is it most likely legal,
and then there is politics.

791
01:38:44,291 --> 01:38:50,415
Do you care about your career
do you forget this embarrassing performance.

792
01:38:50,750 --> 01:38:56,374
- Børge has an ass full of money.
- I have been cheated and deceived.

793
01:38:56,708 --> 01:39:00,832
Børge has a large house in Portugal.
We shall all live with him.

794
01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:06,874
- I should not be treated like that.
- We don't want to hear any more about that fart.

795
01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:10,540
- That man cheated on me.
- So many have it.

796
01:39:10,875 --> 01:39:14,999
Throw it at Heckenfeldt.

797
01:39:17,583 --> 01:39:21,707
- The Wandenberg documents!
- All my plans.

798
01:39:25,083 --> 01:39:28,040
Come on, let's go.

799
01:39:29,083 --> 01:39:34,499
look at me They are inept, lazy,
incorrigible, talentless, -

800
01:39:34,833 --> 01:39:38,290
- They are social democrats,
They are fired.

801
01:39:38,625 --> 01:39:42,665
Should he have one with the club?

802
01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:54,332
That was good, Alf.

803
01:40:09,666 --> 01:40:13,957
We have a small intermission,
Mr. Head of Department.

804
01:40:14,291 --> 01:40:20,082
If you will be so gracious
to put your name there -

805
01:40:20,416 --> 01:40:23,790
- at the red cross.

806
01:40:26,708 --> 01:40:29,207
Thanks.

807
01:41:04,583 --> 01:41:10,957
... in all those canyons
which furrowed and blew my mind…

808
01:41:13,666 --> 01:41:15,832
Aha!

809
01:41:17,458 --> 01:41:21,290
Be kind. Be safe.

810
01:41:21,625 --> 01:41:25,707
... and two
who love each other

811
01:41:26,041 --> 01:41:30,832
can get each other more' by ...

812
01:41:31,166 --> 01:41:35,832
- I have a plan, by the way.
- Damn good, Egon. Let's hear.

813
01:41:40,916 --> 01:41:45,165
... and two like
love each other

814
01:41:45,500 --> 01:41:50,082
can doctor
the worst wounds

815
01:41:50,416 --> 01:41:55,915
just by looking at each other

816
01:41:56,250 --> 01:42:01,874
and smooth
each other's hair


